Poetry for Neanderthals

Poetry For Neanderthals Is A Competitive Word-Guessing Card Game From Exploding Kittens Where You Must Speak Good Or Get Hit With A No! Stick

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Using Only Single Syllable Words, Give Clues To Your Team Trying To Guess Your Secret Phrase. If You Mess Up And Use A Big Word, You Get Bopped On The Head With A 2-Foot Long Inflatable Club
So, Instead Of Saying "Broccoli," You'D Say Something Like "Green Thing You Eat For Live Long And Have Good Health"
It'S A Board Game That Forces You To Explain Complicated Ideas Using Simple Vocabulary. It'S A Game That Forces You To Sound A Little Bit Dumb

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